Parent's logic.

• -Eating food-
• Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
• -Tries to eat less-
• Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
• -Goes out-
• Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
• -Stays home all day-
• Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
• -Dresses nice-
• Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
• -Dresses comfortable-
• Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?